No, I’m not going to be there. I’ve just been informed and this is some Grade A horse crap. Something about the castle not allowing animals even though there’s going to be well over 100 of you in there but whatever.

If you didn’t read the rest of this website and just came here for my comic relief (honestly understandable) just have a good time. That’s all they keep saying. They just want you to have an absolute blast and not have to worry about anything.

They also said they’re not going to have a Registry but if anyone wants to buy me some of the ‘Tempting Tuna Flavor’ Greenie’s treats, I will happily take your money. Honestly, it’s the least you could do.

Have a good time and be sure to check this site periodically for any updates or activities that all of you HUMAN animals are invited to participate in…

(God forbid a feline get a chance to cut a rug…)