PLEASE DON’T GET US ANYTHING!

And we truly mean this. This isn’t the 1980’s. We don’t need new decorative plates or a Thigh Master to fill our new home as Billy carries Hailee over the threshold. We’re fortunate enough to have a home filled with too much crap already and Billy’s Thigh Master is still in perfect condition.

If you absolutely insist, we are likely to have some form of honeymoon fund that you’re welcome to donate to but as cliche as it sounds, you are the gift. Just taking on the expense to celebrate with us is more than enough.